CSA Caption Competition

November 3, 2011

CSA worker attacks father

CSA worker attacks father - give us your caption for this picture!

This photo was taken by a father making a peaceful protest against the Child Support Agency earlier this year. During his protest he was attacked, verbally and physically, by this woman who works for the CSA.

We’d like you to caption this picture with your best, wittiest and most apt caption. What do you think the CSA worker is saying? What do you think the photographer might be saying? Perhaps the woman in the purple coat has something to say as she walks by, or maybe the two young women on the right of the picture have something on their minds?

Enter your caption in the comments box below. There’s no prize on offer, just the satisfaction of a job well done. Oh, and you can read the original post about the attack here.


10 Responses to “CSA Caption Competition”

  1. Jules Sharpe on November 3rd, 2011 8:58 pm

    Get back or i’ll use my NRP – Non Resident Punch-paw……

  2. KMcQ80 on November 4th, 2011 12:12 am

    …’and some men have got them this size’….

  3. Mick on November 4th, 2011 2:20 am

    Just for your cheek im going to input 5 years of arrears on your account now!

  4. Mick on November 4th, 2011 2:21 am

    The REAL reason why the CSA never do face to face!

  5. Alan on November 4th, 2011 3:11 pm

    She’s not exactly bad looking. There’s just one little blemish between her ears– her face.


    Do you think De Gea stole another donut?

    Someone asked her.

    Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them.

    Or someone asked her.

    What do you call a 300 pound woman? Fat.

  6. Harry Brown on November 4th, 2011 3:56 pm

    Ive chaffed my inner thighs to get here, i thought you were selling cooked piglets.

  7. laura on November 4th, 2011 7:06 pm

    For goodness sake not another one trying to make me do my job! Will you people get lost and leave me to slack off in peace

  8. Michael - CSAhell.com staff on November 8th, 2011 3:45 pm

    Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest of them all?

  9. martin on December 1st, 2011 11:02 pm

    you know i work for the csa and you know i am a lesbian man hateing bitch

  10. Wayne Massey on June 2nd, 2012 11:08 pm

    At last.. The answer to the question, “Who ate all the pies?”

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